Adventure

Unbelievably Bad Games: King Neptune’s Adventure (NES) Review

Shogun Total War: www.amazon.com DC Universe Online: www.amazon.com The Witcher 2: www.amazon.com Civilization V: www.amazon.com Dragon Age 2: www.amazon.com BEST DECISION OF YOUR LIFE: www.youtube.com www.brokensword25.com – Broken Sword 2.5 King Neptune’s Adventure is a game created by color dreams and inspired by the Spanish Inquisition. The game follows the story of King Neptune (who for some reason shoots lightning like Zeus, nice mythological research) through levels upon levels of hair pulling tediousness and awful off-key midi music. Disclaimer: Unlike Shane Dawson, smosh, barely political, Fred, realannoyingorange, shaytards, MichellePhan, nigahiga, raywilliamjohnson, sxephil, kevjumba, what the buck, ijustine, Lisa Nova or the insurmountable number of other people doing THE SAME EXACT MAIN STREAM POP VLOG THING on youtube, I, Stan Burdman, want to bring you something different. No celebrity gossip for cheap fast views, no pandering to the lowest common denominator, no fake, high pitched voices. I bring you video game reviews, raw, sometimes unscripted and always funny. Well, ok, not always, some of my reviews are garbage. Enjoy. Being unscripted or semi-unscripted is the main difference between my reviews and those of places like ign, GT, or gamespot.